Now Im the kind of guy who likes to stay au fait

But theres too much going on and not enough hours in the day

The house is overloaded with gadgets standing idle

Each with an instruction book bigger than the Bible

Wait a minute!

This modern world is way too fast

I dont wanna get off

Im just not sure Im gonna last



Software, hard drives, modem, DVD

Floppy discs and megabyte, new technology

Pass the pen and paper and Ill make up a list

of all the things I didnt know I needed to exist

Wait a minute!

I dont think Im slowing down

But this world aint going my way

Wheres the exit to be found

on this Information Superhighway



I phone up for advice the computer take my call

One hour later Im no wiser Im just climbing up the wall

Information overload will make me blow my fuse

To access me its www dot confused

Wait a minute! .



They say a computer to have human brainpower

would be the size of Dallas and a 60 storey tower

Well my mind finds that kind of fact pretty heady

That box on my desk takes too much space already



The other night on tv I saw this dot com CEO

While losses mounted up his shares just grow and grow

He said "Weve built a software driven media global powerhouse"

I dont know where he lives we dont talk like that in our house

Wait a minute!